Old Age is Heck Tee

Are you old? Do you hate it? Do you want to overwhelm your friends and families with ennui at every gathering as your apparel forces them to ponder their inevitable demise? Then this is just the tee for you! Buy this shirt for your parents--they'll be so happy!
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size